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Turbo (2013) – Review
Come on, man. Can’t you stop being annoying for one second? 2013 has not been the best year for animation. The Croods, Epic, Despicable Me 2, amongst others, have done very little to entertain me. They...
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Red 2 (2013) – Review
They’re walking away from an explosion without looking at it. Isn’t that hilarious? Oh wait, it isn’t. For some reason, the geriatric action movie is a thing now. With the Taken films, The Expendables...
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The Conjuring (2013) – Review
Is this demon going to serve dinner or WHAT?! I will be the first to tell you that horror is far from my favorite genre. It takes an awful lot to scare me, and when a film is able to crawl under my...
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R.I.P.D. (2013) – Review
Why are we in this schlock? We have much better things to do. I am fairly certain that this is an unfinished film. The visual effects do not look finished. The sound design is off. Scenes follow one...
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Blue Jasmine (2013) – Review
“Is that Andrew Dice Clay? Is he still alive?” – Alec Baldwin I love Woody Allen. He is created some of the finest films I have ever seen. Also, he makes a film a year, and you have to respect that...
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Lovelace (2013) – Review
I wanted this movie to be really good. Linda Lovelace is a fascinating figure of popular culture from the past half-century or so. Her story is tragic, complex, and emotionally charged. The cast...
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The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones (2013) – Review
Stop, in the name of love! The young adult genre has skyrocketed over the past couple of years, due in large part to the phenomenon that is Twilight. Stories trying to capitalize on its success are...
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American Hustle (2013) – Review
I’m giving you that “come hither” look, so, Mike, come hither. Hello, Reel Projection. It’s been a little white since I have been here, but I am back! With a vengeance! Okay, not so much a vengeance,...
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The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013) – Review
Let them eat cake! I am not sure if you know this, but life is precious and beautiful. And if you did not know this, Ben Stiller’s latest stint in the director’s chair The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty...
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Saving Mr. Banks (2013) – Review
He’s jovial. She’s not. Get it? Hollywood has never gotten sick of telling stories about themselves. It is a world they understand and love (and like giving awards to), so behind the scenes stories...
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